TUSK!

Can you even imagine what it must be like to be as cowardly as every single Republican?

Jefferson Twilight, who can scan for Blaculas. Nope. No Blaculas.

USA! USA!

You weren’t abuzz with anticipation?

The LeBron of lies

An elephant who never forgets...to kill!

An elephant who never forgets...to kill!

+1 fourth-quarter drive

Please, Ley. Mike Zimmer doesn’t know anything about winning Super Bowls.

But that’s what gets you James Bond, Heineken drinker. Which, come the fuck on.

How exciting to see an F over something that isn’t just bad, but actively, truly evil.

He’s about to learn the first rule of corrections, corrections 101, never trust your prisoners.

You should watch Master and Commander immediately. Immediately.

10 bucks says that’s a perfectly good plot synopsis of the next season of Game of Thrones anyway.

Who is #12 because he got posterized by Josh McCown. And that is a sentence I never thought I would say or hear.

Way to bury the lede on that knockoff Doctor Strange - that is Jeffrey Goddamn Combs in the lead.

You gotta admit, he’s playing this stinking country like a harp from hell!

Anyway, I think that guy’s a war criminal now.

+13 assassins