I bet Packer fans would be salty about a team that can thrive with a backup QB.

ha ha ha...just kidding

Well for what it’s worth, Captain America usually ends up fighting other Americans, not foreigners. The exception to that was the first movie, where he fought actual Nazis - so again, other Americans.

High-pitched whining?

What’s up with the self-own in that name, calling themselves fanboys?

Kylo is almost certainly going to be redeemed at some point in the next movie, but TLJ already put to bed the notion that it will be Rey who “saves” him. He will get over his issues on his own, I would guess.

Ackbar was in charge, until he got blasted into space.

Now the Pats and Steelers really have beef.

That entire scene is just an A+ troll job by Luke. Whenever Kylo is about to get the catharsis he desperately wants, Luke just fucks with it.

The kid is the whole point of the rebels. At no point were they capable of taking the First Order in battle. They counted on inspiration, and the kids demonstrate that they succeeded.

That’s one of the great sequels, right there. The empire struck back.

I worked at a pizza place at my college town just south of the Minnesota border that met all the Pioneer Press criteria. I still definitely make my pizza sauce that way - excessive oregano and more black pepper than most.

Why in god’s name would you bring Steven Seagal to promote a physical fitness program?

LOL TRUMP TAKE THE L YOU FAT FUCK

How come I’m in the grays still and this dude isn’t?

God, I wish this would kill his presidency.

There are those scenes! They cut the cokehead detail, which is why Heat is in bad-bad instead of where it clearly belongs, in bad-good or good-bad.

RIP Trump administration, 2017-2017. You died the way you lived, corruptly.

Not in the USA. Our Netflix sucks butts here.

When I went and saw it on opening weekend, I remember having to adjust to some of the changes to the aesthetic versus Road Warrior. The orange-and-teal saturation, plentiful guns, Junkie CL - it all felt too modern at first. Of course, I got over it.