Comparing 1960s flight to today- really?  Can’t imagine anything has changed in the past 60 years.  But yeah- that 4 second flight really makes me think that NASA will never get anyone to the moon.

If NASA rockets started exploding at this frequency- we’d never have a space program.

I would guess the brakes gave way and they couldn’t stop at the stop sign.

So close... He didn’t nail the landing with a Nazi/Oppressed Republican comparison at the end.

So prime Republicon Presidential candidate material?

Average Jalopnik Reader: “Toyotas are so underpowered- I wanna see flames coming out of the engine.”

That political garbage is TrumPorn for his Republicon cucks.

How the hell does this man not get charged with Vehicular Manslaughter- or its equivalent?

Worst people in the world-

The doctor must be wishing he had a cat filter right now- since the medical board wasn’t too happy.

Or perhpas: Louisiana Cop doing what Louisiana Cops do- and the People in charge don’t give a fuck.

Low tire pressure... Am I doing this right?

Its just like how all of the major car manufacturers said they’d be beating Tesla by 2018. Most of the presentations corporations put out are to prevent their stock prices from tanking.

On Run-Flat tires, as you drive over potholes- do you feel it in your kidneys?

I made $20k in stock profits in the first 2 weeks of this month.

Actually, probably closer to taking the stadium, parking lot, retail stores- and everything else in the neighborhood- and taking that home.

Some days I feel like Musk just wants to see what the market will do based upon his comments/tweets- kinda like preparing for future events when he is going to try to raise money for real.

Starters- I mean, c’mon- just get out and crank the engine by hand using the hand-crank. Lazy kids nowadays.

Wasn’t this the plot to CARS 2? We all know how that ended.

Maybe the US could offer Universal or Affordable Healthcare/Childcare- like much of the civilized world.