No Savin’ Maven.

Think of her poor, spoiled, bratty children, won’t you?

Things are gonna start opening next week- especially in states without isolation orders or mildly hit states. Everything will be open after July 4- probably. There is no way this country will stay shut for an extended period. Too many billionaires and millionaires more worried about their money than the humans…

Buy only if you want the Red Engine Light or a diesel mechanic to become your best friend.

Things have really spiraled downward for Elon after partaking of the cannabis.

Who needs an app?

Just like everything else in life- eventually its your time to move on.

We spend billions of dollars to build weapons that kill people thousands of miles away.

Are we talking midget navy men too- gotta put them all somewhere.

‘The Duke boys couldn’t get into any more trouble...

Only when we all agree that Star Wars was actually about Han Solo- will we be able to move forward as a society.

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps- you lazy, drunk bastards- The message the Trump Administration has for black and hispanic people.

The seller has the Preferred BMW Parking Method down.

2 Things:

If there was anything done correctly by the PO, the chief would’ve said it 30 times. The PO was wrong about EVERYTHING. The mask was ok, it was ok to wear it in the store, the store had no problem with it.

Because Honda knew that they’d make money on the Passport too. The CR-V isn’t “tall” enough for some people.

Hahahahahaha. Best joke I’ve heard since I quarantined 21 days ago.

Let’s face it- Being strung up in a noose and killed by hanging is only unfunny if it happens to you.  Otherwise- laugh riot.

I respectfully disagree- I did the NY to Boston trip in both. I had to pull over every 45 minutes in the town car to straighten my back. I was “fine” in the Suzuki for about 90 minutes or so. I remember I finally had enough rental points to upgrade my car to the Town car (for free), then had to switch back to an…

Still better than a Lincoln Town Car.  The front seats were more like large cotton balls.