To be fair, I’m STRONGLY against new characters being revealed to be past popular characters in disguise or descended from them, but if Rey is tied to anyone, her being Obi-wan’s granddaughter is the one thing that makes sense. The McGregor and Guinness dialogue in her vision, the fact that part of her fight with Kylo…

I would watch the hell out of this. What a great conceit for a film.

I can say with absolute certainty that I would much rather see this film than a Han Solo one.

I’ve come to accept the Hobbit films. I just view them through the lens of Bilbo embellishing the story as all three films are told through flashback.

Will the driverless Mustangs be programmed to do burnouts into crowds, or is that like an aftermarket add-on?

To be fair, Ford knows all about driverless cars.

All the midget corpses I find a need to transport will fit easily back there

Wait, we can get paid to not see Suicide Squad? I’m already a member of the Secret Anti-DC Conspiracy, where do I sign up for this?

people were paid by Marvel to not see Suicide Squad.

onerous regulations or loopholes plugged in by lobbyists?

I saw one go through a puddle once. It was intense.

Damn workers. Always wanting to make a living. Selfish aholes! What’s next, they’ll probably want time to rest and probably even some kind of healthcare or something.

The first Russian you saw, Aliya Mustafina, had been, up to that point, in a close battle with Aly Raisman for silver. She was the reason Aly lost out on bronze in 2012. If you didn’t know anything about gymnastics - which is a lot of the primetime audience - Mustafina actually led everyone, including Biles, going…

Well you can’t vote for cartoon characters, thank god.

Many people are saying Donald Trump funds NAMBLA. Smart people, the best people, are saying Donald Trump funds NAMBLA. I myself do not know if Donald Trump funds NAMBLA, but I would very much like for there to be research into Donald Trump funding NAMBLA, if indeed Donald Trump funds NAMBLA.

I have an appendage that does the same thing, usually at the most inopportune times.

8 years ago I pitched a similar idea to my engineering prof as my capstone project .

“thats stupid”
“build me an electric vespa instead.”

:(

“Sir, your 60000 mile service requires the replacement of your suspension dampers. That’ll be $9200 please”

I’m smuggling a baby giraffe every time I wear form-fitting pants.

That one is easy. the towing setup on back shows a class III hitch. he probably tows a trailer a lot and that is a redneck “airfoil” to hopefully give him some gas mileage back when towing. Sadly it won’t because towing anything large with a under powered dodge caravan is a very bad idea.

Or, he is an illegal baby…