Damn workers. Always wanting to make a living. Selfish aholes! What’s next, they’ll probably want time to rest and probably even some kind of healthcare or something.

The first Russian you saw, Aliya Mustafina, had been, up to that point, in a close battle with Aly Raisman for silver. She was the reason Aly lost out on bronze in 2012. If you didn’t know anything about gymnastics - which is a lot of the primetime audience - Mustafina actually led everyone, including Biles, going…

Well you can’t vote for cartoon characters, thank god.

Many people are saying Donald Trump funds NAMBLA. Smart people, the best people, are saying Donald Trump funds NAMBLA. I myself do not know if Donald Trump funds NAMBLA, but I would very much like for there to be research into Donald Trump funding NAMBLA, if indeed Donald Trump funds NAMBLA.

8 years ago I pitched a similar idea to my engineering prof as my capstone project .

“thats stupid”
“build me an electric vespa instead.”

:(

“Sir, your 60000 mile service requires the replacement of your suspension dampers. That’ll be $9200 please”

I’m smuggling a baby giraffe every time I wear form-fitting pants.

That one is easy. the towing setup on back shows a class III hitch. he probably tows a trailer a lot and that is a redneck “airfoil” to hopefully give him some gas mileage back when towing. Sadly it won’t because towing anything large with a under powered dodge caravan is a very bad idea.

Or, he is an illegal baby…

I know, right? Look at that picture! That old lady has a FORK in her hand!! At any moment she could turn and murder that nice policeman. She needs to put that weapon down and stop resisting arrest (read: eating pasta).

not americuh

And I bet the pasta was actually tasty too. I mean, why wouldn’t an Italian policeman not know how to make a decent bowl of pasta?

What is this strange land where a SWAT team didn’t break down the door and shoot everyone inside the apartment? And then the police made them dinner?

Would our police have shot them? So they could be SURE they were going home tonight?

Maybe that’s where all this confusion came from.

Its also a middle finger to the morons at the RNC this week who are STILL talking about those bailouts from 8 years ago...

Pin point barrier system!

I thought you said your dog does not bite.

Lol exactly, let’s perpetuate war to take their rights and land. Then they surly won’t be mad and do anything rash, right guys, right

We have same situation like in Israel and we have to adopt Israeli security. If we do not, european civilization will be destroyed by barbarians. It happened before, centuries of darkness followed, can happen again.