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The value of the wings and subs totaled $56.77.

Lets break it down like this, its about contracts, social, business, personal, moral obligation, what have you. If one party is wronged in the execution of the contract the other party can not get relief by way of injury. That would place both parties in the wrong, two wrongs do not make a right. That is the issue…

Never had it done to me and never done it to another. You sir are a fucking asshole. I just can’t believe that people think this shit is okay. I get it, the spouse is hurt, that sucks, but hang with supportive friends and relatives. Go hiking with the dog or take the kids to the amusement park. All this does is prove…

Seeing that spray painted on the side of a VW would have been confusing

I’m trying so hard to think of what her “initiatives” would be as a first lady and can’t even come up with anything stupid but plausible enough.

They could also be reflector stickers or something goofy. Let’s face it.. 1st Gen DSMs are nearing 30 years old. Stickers cover body damage. These don’t tend to be stock either, so having them covered in stickers isn’t out of the question.

“I braked because I thought you were going to run into me”

You are full of shit.

Because he’s an asshole who was hoping to go on disability with a neck “injury” for the rest of his career?

Because: New Jersey.

No, a half-marathon is NOT “more than four times longer than” a 5K. It is more than four times AS LONG AS a 5K. In order for it to be four times longer than a 5K, it would need to be the length of one 5K plus an additional four times the length of one 5K, in other words 1x5K+4x5K, or 25K total, which it isn’t.

I can watch it at midnight tomorrow. The Netherlands BITCH!

I just ovulated. And I'm a man.

Neutral: What Should FCA Be Saying To Its Employees?

Well duh ... he’s a retriever.

Prince Harry is clearly making the “shjoosh” light saber noise in that photo and it’s cracking me up.

As long as you have enough foil.

I think the real problem with the A-10 is that the fleet is paid for, and therefore is no longer a large-bandwidth conduit for money to flow to defense contractors. No more A-10s means more F-35s which means more more MORE money for...Lockheed!

If you guys were having a click bait headline contest, you can stop now, we have a winner.

Now I want a movie where one passenger wakes up late and discovers everyone has moved on with their lives.