“Everyone going slower than you is an idiot, and everyone going faster is a manic!” — some smart[ass] old man who I wish was still around

In their Facebook rant they list all the misfortunes that have happened to them, the latest being their car engine exploded. Props to the FB commenter who suggested they try to fix it with apple cider vinegar.

That is way more eloquent that I could possibly be. My only reaction was FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YOOUUUUUUUUUUU!

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

“Ferrari-like”

I knew things were bad when you, the man who owns 4 Jeeps, bought that Honda Accord as your winter car.

Once autonomous cars are mainstream, it’s only a matter of time before conversion vans make a comeback. Captains chairs, a rear seat that’s basically a leather futon, infotainment everywhere... Our cars are going to become rolling living rooms.

To the writer: Take a chill pill. Your CLA45 getting dinged isn’t the end of the world.

“Licence and registration, please”

The perps were apprehended, queso closed.

This is way too well thought out. You...you scare me.

I think we can all see the easy solution to this one. Use her credit card to buy tranquilizer darts on the internet, and do some searches about “how to murder people” from her computer. When she’s in the shower, use her phone to invite C over for blowjobs on a night when you know she won’t be around. When he arrives,…

It’s Putin on the Ritz.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

I think this article has nothing to do with Muslims or Christians but, instead, is about a Volvo with a missile. Don’t worry, it’s safe though, 40 airbags will keep it from exploding in case the guy crashes.

Ross, this was a great read. I do empathize with a lot of your questioning from a Catholic perspective, even from the other end of the political spectrum. And I'm sorry that a priest you knew and respected would recommend Dinesh D'Souza. The guy is a nut and a bigot and of all of the things to be disheartened about as…

Why do you waste so many words on shit like this?