Duh, Key Fob Remote- Alarm Disabled.

Base Dodge Caravan- Can be optioned out and built as s/he wants it. Then can get personal customization for the rest- ie LED lights/cameras.

Nope, hasn’t been since 1992. They just stuffed her and make her hold various things in photographs.

Bunch of animals.

Its obvious from the final photo... you took the spare engine out of the trunk of the car!

‘Stang wasn’t stanced properly or it would’ve fit!

Too bad it’ll never get made. Cadillac management- read Johan de Nysschen- has said he wants high profit vehicles only- ie SUVs. On the list are a small, big, bigger, biggest SUVs.

At least paint it camouflage colors- so it can’t be seen.

Counter-Counterpoint:

What if the entire car is made of solar panels- the hood, the trunk, the quarter panels- I’m sure we can reduce it down to like 19 days.

The VW engineers recently hired to finish the engine promised that it would meet all emissions requirements.

Has no one mentioned that us Americans as a whole, and our children, are getting bigger and bigger too?

Easily fixable with a tariff on cars made in Mexico, imported into Canada- say 25% would easily offset local manufacturing costs.

What about that dirt/mud part where you have to park- off of the road, next to the soccer field- that can get the car...you know... dirty.

Ruined 11 tires during 3 years of driving to NYC from Jersey- 8 bubbles in the sidewall and 3 booms. Had an Audi A6 with standard 18 inch wheels. Bent 5 rims (full-size spare).

This would be ‘Murican Greatness of the Highest Level.

Next, Jalopnik will play: What’s in your pockets?

Well said, But...

Your landlord learning stick on an old car you sold him.

“We just sold a 300 also! And a 200! We’re at 1000.”