Look at those dead eyes. He looks really, really stoned.

After I realized that I would never do that (but, you go), I realized that I could get much the same effect by launching into pretend languages.

Sometimes performance anxiety is not quite as severe as a full-blown panic attack, but it can make performing impossible... but I would think that she would be aware that it was a problem. Hopefully, if that is the case, she gets herself ASAP to her doctor and gets a beta blocker presciption.

Yeah, it’s funny. The little dog gets a bit of excitement and drama in its life, and humans are amused. I give my border collie pup three tennis balls to herd and talk to him in odd accents. Am I cruel because he can only control two balls at any one time?

Yeah, me too. It’s a pretty great aphrodisiac as well.

I think guns in schools is about the dumbest idea anyone ever had, but I did read one really good idea along these lines. The fire extinguisher. If someone came into your classroom with intent to do harm, what if you gave ‘em a blast with the fire extinguisher? Has anyone explored who effective/not effective something…

People really can hold onto memories though, especially when later events help them crystallize their recollections. I remember my parents, who were the last hold-out Nixon fans in the 70s, watching the Watergate hearings and complaining that John Dean was making it all up because...who could remember all that detail?…

He demonstrates a vigorous sphincter.

Nikki Haley. Ugh. That is all.

Sigh...of course, why even reply to this goofball, but I would like to respond to “...and to change us from a Judeo-Christian foundation to a Muslim foundation...” Uh, Dr. Ben...Islam HAS a Judeo-Christian foundation. Duh.

Dang, I thought for a minute I was finally getting it, and it was just throwing a bone to the olds...sigh...

You can compare anything to anything, I suppose, but...Talking Heads?! Uh, no...

Um, well, we were spared McCain/Palin and Romney/Ryan. And there’s the Affordable Care Act. These affect everyone, of course, but you can’t imagine any of us would have been better off under the alternatives.

I’m an old, and this is the 500th reply or something so perhaps no one will read this, but I was a five-year-old sitting beside my mom in 1963 when we were driving around town, and the radio said that JFK had died. I asked her what happened and she said that he slipped in the shower and hit his head.

In a word: Kennebufuckingport

I have a special hate for this wretched movie, having been dragged to it by my at-the-time soon-to-be ex-wife, who thought it would somehow save our deteriorating marriage. Rather than trying to be nice to me and treating me decently.

Moscow, ID is just fifteen miles south of here, and not only is this awful abuse going on, but they also have a delightful bring-back-the-Old-South of Gone with the Wind kind-of Celtic Nations racist thing going on too. Confederate battle flags, the whole nine yards...

Weed is cheaper and more effective. ‘Way more effective.

Uh, did anyone else read this and think... “Wait, Queen Elizabeth paints?! And she paints people pooping?!!” You go, Liz!!

Whose fault is it that Ben Carson is currently driving the clown car? Ronald Reagan, who taught us that incompetent weirdos with active fantasy lives and access to celebrity astrologers can pretend that they’re Jimmy Stewart playing an actual president.