Me too. I have it. And the damned video still went off.

If you turn Mitch McConnell’s mouth and jowls upside down, it reveals his demon essence. You saw it here first.

Oo...awesome band name, too.

You know, a completely awesome tortilla can be made from three ingredients—masa harina, water, and a little salt. Take a couple of cups of masa, mix in water until it becomes a soft dough (it takes a little practice to get the consistency right), add about a half tsp of salt. Knead it a bit and let it sit (covered so…

What’s up with those lines at the side of her mouth? It appears that her mouth has been sutured shut or something. I guess the GOP will do anything to keep women quiet.

I don’t know if cake decorating is the same as making music in this aspect, but I have turned down a commission for writing music to a Christian lyric because the content was something I didn’t agree with and didn’t want my name on. I think that was what Stewart is supporting here. In this particular instance (because…

I am a musician, and I have a very common name that happens to be the same as a famous jazz pianist who used to be Ella Fitzgerald’s accompanist. When I was in college, Ella came to campus to give a concert and the posters showed that she would be performing with the **** ***** Trio. I didn’t say it was me, but I…

No brain; no pain

Testify, Queef Latinah! I was going on and on with folks up here in the Great Northwest about the fabulousness of the In-N-Out experience and I heard about how magnificent Oregon’s Burgerville was, so I sampled, and I am here to report that it was, hands-down, In-N-Out FTW!!

I am impressed that you came back to this and openly discussed how and why you wrote what you did and that things turned out differently. I think it’s courageous and pretty rare.

Because that's how blues lyrics are done. Either they need to rhyme, almost rhyme, or—most important—at least be witty. If not for repetition, these lines would read like prose, or dialog from General Hospital. That's Blues 101, MisterMcGibblets. For example, let's go to a classic early example, St. Louis Blues—"I…

I think "Fast Car" was utterly brilliant, but this song has always struck me as a very clumsy blues lyric, IMHO. "Around" just doesn't anywhere near rhyme with "mind" and the line isn't clever enough to build a song on. Sorry, Tracy. Awesome version here, however...

Maybe you guys can get counseling. I was this husband and sort-of like you at the same time, though I think my wife was 'way less self-aware than you. Anyway, counseling brought the impossibility of being married to this person right to the foreground, and also gave some support for the inevitable meltdown. Time…

She ought to get every one of those flasks for free and make a mint selling them on eBay. Great marketing strategy!

Just a little editing thing..."judgment" in your third paragraph. It is true that we don't need "judgement" (pet peeve, sorry). Although, being the parent of a Middle School kid I could see how someone could fantasize sometimes about putting them in the trunk. JUST KIDDING!!!

I can't speak for dieting, but my wife and I definitely do better on our walking ritual than we would do individually. More than half the time we get out there, it's because one or the other has made it happen. And that time has only been good for our relationship, but we really like each other.

His little peaky sincere eyebrows make my brain explode.

No, no, don't you DARE send her up here!!

That photo needs a milk moustache

A performance artist for whom I make music has used juggling in his work and we once had a gig where he was opening for a very famous act and in the tech rehearsal he was very clear that they could do just about anything so long as they didn't shoot a spotlight right into his eyes, and the crew was very accommodating…