Samesies. I was wondering if I could be matchmaker and the date? Let's say each date is two hours? My time is worth that. Go on 5 dates, make some cash for law school...

Lady Gaga is getting married? What year is it? Did I just wake up from sort of coma? I definitely had no idea this was happening.

totally read that line as a joke about peeeeeee. and laughed because bodily excretions are FUNNY.

Potentially (as in almost definitely) urban legend, but I heard that Dasani was created because they realized they had all this water circulating the factories to cool the machines, and that they could just bottle it and sell it.

Am I the only one that expected "He even makes his own water" to be a joke about pee? Because I guffawed and then realized that wasn't a joke, and also that even if it had been it wouldn't be that funny.

Haha you are a brazen hussy huh? I completely appreciate your must more succinct rendition of my exact thoughts. She totally is not all that.

I haven't sorted out any of my feelings on this subject yet, but, one thing that does seem pretty cool to me is that she is being prized for her beauty and sexuality when she is not what society would typically consider the model of either of those. Knowing that so many men found pictures of her in her panties worth…

She makes it sound pretty damn attractive and appealing as an option. As someone who is making negative income, having some dude send me thousands of dollars just cuz sounds AWESOMESAUCE. I never would because, well, I think there must be many reasons why I shouldn't, but I can't say it doesn't seem tempting.

Soooo...what's wrong with the show new girl?

It's one of my all time favorites. Unfortunately, it's a more of a struggle to find situations where it doesn't apply.

Five minutes in, so far lilo is killing it hosting chelsey lately. I really really hope this works out for her!

#samepage.

I want to know how Jim Carey made his record machine into an alarm clock. I would love to have my record player spontaneously play without me having to set the needle...

Ok if I steal that quote? Because it's perfect.

I got mine for only $30, my regular co-pay for Dr. visits. I can't believe I didn't do it years ago, to think of all the money I spent on birth control, and all the years of crazy from the hormones. IT'S AWESOME!

I want this to be plastered all over my everything. Also, when is facebook going to allow gifs as profile pictures/cover photos?!!?

Wait, didn't I learn on OITNB that any sex between a guard and a prisoner is rape??

good points, maybe I am too. I still think it seems kind of creepy though. I really love soy products, and it constantly bums me out that my tofu and edamame etc., has become evil by the likes of Monsanto. I rarely eat meat (because it's expensive and hard to find the good farm-raised stuff) but I am scared this will…

How is it that this is met with all kinds of excitement, but we run screaming from GMO soy?

THIS DRESS. ZOMG THIS DRESS.