I mean, there’s a reason why he’s called the big red cheese.

Dan Quayle is hoping for his comeback moment with this.

One day, I want Charles Barkley to host and Gnarls Barkley* be the musical guest**.

I hope his character lives in a mid-century sea ranch. Or, I guess, an era appropriate sea ranch?

Where the heck is our gosh darn spoiler space for this movie? 

This is true.

Until they change the BJCP guidelines they will not get more than one out of three! It’s not to style! Throw it into the experimental category, ya doofs!

The producers are obviously Team Dean. 

F for Flashtastic! 

But will we get a poorly thought out body swap episode featuring James Van Der Beek?

Re-upping the fact that David Carr recognized Vice for their bullshit several years ago.

I will never stop being angry at Dad Bod being the accepted term rather than the superior Father Figure.

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Much better than their previous attempt at protecting Gosling’s face.

Oddly enough, the header image for this Newswire is 10x better than the one the New Yorker chose for the story.

Are we finally watching the start of the Willennium?

Don’t you mean stop making spidey-sense?

You take that back about Speed Racer. It was a cinematic masterpiece.

So, like, maybe you guys should use a less milquetoast term than misconduct for these stories.

But, like, is this series going to suddenly disappear after several issues into a hiatus hell?