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I don't know the hate trends, man!

((Jor-El))

The destruction of Kyrpton is a false flag, globalist conspiracy perpetuated by low-energy Jor-El and the FAKE science council.

New York's hottest club is so hot that they moved it to the middle of the ocean. Called Fyre, it was started by 2004 hip-hop sensation Ja Rule and tech bro turned chubby ex-twink Billy McFarland when their plane landed on a deserted island after running out of fuel, this club is the perfect intersection between…

You just missed the craziest of crazies.

More like a Dumpster Fyre Festival…am I right?

Has Peter Gallagher and Lee Pace ever been in a brow-off? If their brows touched, would it cause reality to implode?

I've never seen Blue Velvet :(

Are we sure that's actually Stan Lee and not, say, his wax figure from Madame Tussauds?

Do I need to watch the other 419 installments to understand how evil this bong is?

Whew, no U2.

But when will Facebook pledge to take on Minion memes?

We'd probably get shunted to Seeso.

[citation needed]

I'm sure the initial decision from the MPAA wasn't because the organization is a bunch of secretive old, white people who get the vapors at movies that dare use the word "fuck" more than once or in a suggestive way.

Get on my level.

Sounds like we have the premise for a new season of Serial.

Wait, was Bates Motel not on AMC?