…but why?

It's pretty good rice, all things considered.

Does Jemima Kirke have nieces and/or nephews and do they refer to her as "Aunt Jemima?"

These bag scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

Please, for me it was the one-two pump of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.

There's an Eva Peron joke to be made here but I'm not clever enough to pull it off.

No no no no, it's part of the … implication.

Eh, I'm feeling whelmed at this news.

Nobody loves Chachi.

Again?

…shit

Oh shit! I went to one of the shootings for that and you can see me in the trailer! Who am I? What scene did I appear in? I'll never tell.

I keep reading and re-reading that first paragraph and I still don't entirely know what's happening.

Jesus

Why would you say such a thing.

I'm starting to doubt the validity of this.

I mean, every journalist should trespass at least once in their career.

I have resumed my movie challenge…kind of.

What if he, like, got fat and that's why he's been missing?

Sometimes, I truly hate this world.