I really want them to have Wolf Blitzer on just to see how terrible he does.

The only Super Salmon Ladder your friendly neighborhood What’s On Tonight contributor tends to acknowledge involves Oliver Queen

Some of the standout moments that led to the oohhhing and aahhhing were when he reloaded the shotgun while it was inside that one guy, that first big fight with Common and the pencil scene

The Main Street Initiative, eh? Tell me, was the phrase "mixed-use development" used multiple times? What about revitalization?

*Puts on Aaron Lewis voice*

NU-MAN

Someone get Ivana Miličević on the line!

Yeah, but what are the chances that Republican lawmakers even have Stranger Things in their queue or even suggested for them by Netflix?

So when the couch gags go long that means the episode is going to be pretty crappy, right? That's the rule of thumb?

I honestly don't know how to feel about the Chuck Tingle persona—if it's real or all an act.

What kind of host will you be: one with a mustache or one without? Choose wisely.

Fun fact: This was filmed at the Huntington Beach Pier in Orange County, CA about two years ago.

But that fried chicken, tho.

Pull the string on the back and the doll will repeatedly call you Ace in an obnoxious way.

But, alas, we'll neverfind out if her true name is Lutessa or not through a convoluted backstory.

Nah son, Biscoff cookies are where it's at with crusts.

I hope there's a few episodes where they make EZ fat and then suddenly lose all the weight in the span of a single episode.

There are no other movies, only John Wick.

No no no no no, you see, they will fake his death on the show and drop him off at some nursing home with Elvis.

Can we at least all agree that putting pineapple on a pizza is blasphemy?