Savor the month of September, football fans, for soon the sport of lords will be back.

It's a horrible ad but, I'm not going to lie, paying twin price for any large mattress is a pretty sweet deal.

I refuse to be defeated by Testicles of Doom.

Oh god, aerial spraying for mosquitoes. At my previous paper we always dreaded when that season came up because we'd always get crazies contacting us with all sorts of conspiracy theory BS that was the "real" reason behind the spraying.

Popping Culture:

You magnificent bastard.

And in that moment of retirement he will suddenly shudder and burst into a group of snakes that will slither away to the four corners of the Earth, satisfied at a job well done.

The spice must flow.

A porn musical? Not even the tone deaf would take much joy out of such a thing.

High fructose corn syrup can't melt aluminium cans.

Why, why did I watch that video. That is four minutes of my life I will never get back. Good job, Internet. You've wasted my time.

Monkish is good, but I'm getting burned out on all the hype their releases get lately what with people getting in line at 1 in the morning just to buy beer. Smog City about a block away is more of my jam.

Well, here's hoping that every season will have a massive orgy.

Since you're in the LA area have you checked out BP's new location in Long Beach? It's pretty swanky.

I'm not going to instantly discount any breweries that have been bought out by a macro as long as the product is still good and I haven't really noticed any difference in BP's stuff sing Constellation acquired them. Well, except for there being more BP beers on the market and at a cheaper rate than before.

it clocks in at a hefty 8.4 percent ABV

Man, news of this being on Fox instead of The CW must have come as a disappoint to attractive twenty-somethings hoping to get into the hero business. Now they'll have to settle with being extras on the other four DC shows they have.

Too soon.

A part of me was hoping Marvel would snatch him up to play Hercules or something. Now a part of me is hoping that they'll have Slade Wilson do a sultry striptease.

Right around the time the first Michael Bay Transformers movie came out I decided to plop down 15 bucks for a DVD of the animated movie, thinking that I was hotshit for wanting to watch a "classic" instead of the mangled wreckage that Bay made.