What is Woodstock hiding? Is it a boy? Girl? Sneaky Snoopy pandering with androgyny. Pathetic!

Slowly but surely The A.V. Club is becoming an elderly parent surrogate.

Festival Song

Well, what are you going to do?

Holy crap, it did last six seasons and a movie!

For some reason I thought Harvey Fierstein died, color me pleasantly relieved at this revelation.

Randy Newman and Will Smith are going to collab on the hottest track ever.

It's been about six years, Internet, just stop.

Affleck: "You were never a god…you were never even a man."

Please tell grandma to come back home, Internet, we miss her.

For the love of all that is good in the world I hope they don't bring back that yellow-face bullshit.

The Adele story I can get but this one, Sam? THIS ONE?!?

So what you're saying is that Hill couldn't handle the D?

Could be worse? Could be the .1 numbering system Marvel used for a bit.

Two Questions: Will anyone be called a donkey and will the scallops be raw?

I think the clip might feature that only tolerable moment of Ricky Velez being on the show.

Hooray…question mark?

The real American Horror Story has been the prominence of Ryan Murphy all this time!

And I will continue to mouth the lyrics with a dejected look on my face when in a group setting. Although I guess with this news I will look even more dejected, if such a thing is possible.

No no no no no, it's just him trying to figure out how many scarves he owns and his brain breaking because of the sheer amount of counting.