Hip hip hooray…question mark?

The next animated movie from DC is apparently going to be an adaptation of the Judas Contract. I'd be dollars to donuts they'll keep that relationship in just to show how edgy these movies are.

The continued hatred some nerd-o-trons have for Teen Titans Go will mystify me. It's fun and light. If it's not for you then why insist on shitting on it?! WHY!? Dan Hipp deserves your love not derision!

He's like the new Joe Camel!

Oh, dang, I think I need to take a nice long drag on a cigarette after that trailer.

Maybe it's all just a smoke screen where his fourth and final Netflix movie will end up being a thoughtful introspection on his life and career filtered through a fictional le-what's that?

The Onion changed the Netflix password and won't tell them what it is until they get off the couch and finally get a job.

So…will Dolph Lundgren play a person with a giant nose for a head?

Maybe season one Dean.

You're not as funny as you think you are, Internet.

I don't know, this seems like the kind of dumb thing Dean would do.

They settled their differences with the only method Vin Diesel will accept: a marathon D & D session with Jason Statham acting as DM.

Do you think when the food scientists birthed this leviathan into the world that they felt as if they we working on the Manhattan Project? That they believed they were working for the betterment of humanity?

But where's all the pop music? I don't hear any Queen!

I'm going to my mothers for the foreseeable future and I hope you're able to work out whatever issues you have, Internet.

Cafe Flesh? Boy, I bet the health department inspections are fun.

My sympathies to attendees who were high off their rockers on LSD when this occurred.

I pity the Associated Press intern who has to constantly update the entry for Sean Combs (née Puff Daddy, Puffy, Diddy, P. Diddy) for the AP Stylebook.

Jessica and Amy will bond of scrap-booking, Jake and Nick will bond over being salt of the Earth type people with crazy fantasties, Schmidt and Boyle will fight over a reservation at some trendy eatery, Winston will feel emasculated by Terry and Rosa will be smitten with Cece for reasons the characters won't quite…

No no no no, that's Channel 5.