They're all busy with Lady Dynamite season two.

Would you say he totally demolishes student debt? Absolutely evicerate? Completely destroys?

Ah, The Mask cartoon. I remember when it crossed over with the Ace Ventura animated series.

NHL Stanley Cup Finals, Game 4 (NBC, 8 p.m.): Let’s go, Penguins! Let’s go, Sharks!

Maybe they want to get that Excalibur endorsement.

The proposed name is unfortunately the Black Knights.

You know damn well Paris Geller would make him put on the sunglasses lickity split.

There was hockey Saturday. Didn't watch it, didn't care. Apparently it went into overtime?

Popping culture like Pez:

You mean the best, right? Do you not remember the dulcet tones used on the show? Downright sultry!

Seriously, he has a serial killer Clark Kent vibe going on with this.

I think the important question we have to ask ourselves here is: what type of avocado is that emoji representing?

Game Two: San Jose Sharks lost 1-2 against the Pittsburgh Penguins

Spider-Man, damn it! SPIDER HYPHEN MAN! You savage!

Ah, I remember the days of going to Blockbuster to play some Pokemon Snap as the family settled on what videos to rent. Also picked up one of those tub of microwave popcorn that's meant to look like the ones you get at a picture show.

Game two of the Stanley Cup Finals is on at 5 p.m. I don't know, does it matter anymore? Nothing matters anymore. Everything is pointless. Hail Satan.

The once and future people's top pick will never die!

#6 the talented and lovely Archie Panjabi was wasted in a lame guest role last season on Brooklyn Nine-Nine and hopefully will one day reveal the secret to the mystery of why Julianna Margulies hates her fucking guts

Game One of the Stanley Cup Finals was on Monday.

NHL: Stanley Cup Finals (NBC, 8 p.m.): Woo! Game one of the Stanley Cup finals! Woo! Hockey is back on top!