This is literally unpleasant news. It doesn't hurt as bad as when Enlisted was cancelled but it still stings.

At this point you folks should start consolidating these Newswires or else we'll be here until the heat death of the universe.

These last few Newswires have been a real emotional roller coaster.

I hope he used a lot of sunscreen or else he'll end up looking like Alec Guiness.

Mise à jour de Hockey : La petite édition

How the hell did it take this long for Keith David to appear on this show?

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I recently tried Rittenhouse Rye Whiskey for the first time not too long ago and I am instantly in love with it. It's not top shelf but it's not garbage either. Goes down clean before radiating warmth. A bottle cost about $25 and seems like a sound investment for a whiskey that can be consumed neat or in a cocktail.

An obscene amount of eggrolls. There were other stuff too, but I mainly stuck with the eggrolls.

D-Man, he counts right?

David Anthony you know damn where there are better things to do in California than eat donuts. Like head to DTLA to eat at the Pie Hole for delicious, hispter-y pies and down the street from them is a barcade! Got to Glendale, Downey or Burbank for Portos and eat their delicious Cuban food. Drive through Laurel Canyon…

What about triple overtime hockey?

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Does that mean Zuckerberg will leave a jar of piss on Thune's desk?

It means more fish for Kunta.

I got really excited when I read Bauhaus, misreading it as Baha Men. I am sad we won't be getting a cover of "Who Let the Dogs Out."

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Yeah, so I'll be on deadline for the next few days so….

I don't think Didio will be leaving anytime soon, he's a company man through and through.

Anyone hear about the rumor that DC will cut off access to sites that keep publishing about the whole Eddie Berganza sexual harassment scandal? Seems messed up but pretty believable that they'd do it.

So, uh, hockey happened today. I didn't get to watch any of it due to Mother's Day related stuff, as in stuffing my face with food. I think I ate six eggrolls in the span of 15 minutes? Anyhow, the 80 or so miles I had to drive from my parents place to mine was that pleasant. So here is the update, I guess.