What Thurop Van Orman looks like and what his voice sounds like wrinkles my brain.

To: The A.V. Club

Ah, but you can now watch hockey without the heartbreak…because it's already broken!

It's the joke that will never die for as long as there will always be mothers and fathers.

You could say that he's better than Ezra.

I don't watch Game of Thrones and I'm not a fan of the fandom buuuut: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I may or may not have fallen asleep halfway through the game and forgot to check the highlights when I wrote this up. I'm not saying that did happen just that it might have occurred.

Man, you guys should starting calling these saucy features The A.V. Club After Dar…uh…nevermind. Ignore me. IGNORE ME!

Let's dispel this notion that The A.V. Club doesn't know what it's doing, it knows exactly what it's doing.

Yeah, basketball is nice and all but it has nothing on the sport of LORDS! It’s about 10 p.m. Sunday, April 24 on a quiet spring night. It’s time for the Hockey Update.

Maybe it will be about a group of aliens visiting Luverne, Minnesota in 1979.

So you know I speak from experience.

Of Kings and Prophets, I always believed in it's failure…unless I didn't. But now I do! Unless I already did, so I'm remaining consistent. Maybe.

TONIGHT!

Team Logan 4 Eva

Dennis Perkins, distinguished members of the A.V. Club commentariat and Scrawler.

Don't you put that evil on us, DON'T YOU DARE!

AP also confirmed https://twitter.com/AP/stat…

Because there comes a time when the old gods die.

Ich bin ein AV Clubber.