You can start your own update, with blackjack and hookers.
Palmer
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The games started at 4, 5 and 6:30. I started my run around 5:30, didn't finish until 7:30 and didn't get back to my place until 8. So long-ish, I guess?
My friends, it's time for the hockey update. But first, some music to set the mood:
Eeeehhhhhh
I see him playing someone like Silvermane, Norman might be a bit too obvious. But a mob boss that turns into a cyborg and then into a disembodied cyborg? That has possibilities.
But will he be dancing? That's the important question.
Oh dear, this won't turn out well.
One day more
Another day, another moment for NHL history
No Canadian team has made it including Calgary
These men like those from Anaheim
Will surely skate into overtime
One day more
So are we getting the multiverse out of this? Will the post-credit scene involve Nick Furry, agent of SHEEP, recruiting Strange into the Scavengers Initiative?
But why go to this when we have The A.V. Club for all our spoiling needs?
There were people who were paid to write this and to act in it. This reads bland and hackneyed as hell so why didn't CBS give it a series order?
I got a few people hooked on hockey but convincing them to go to a game. It's great seeing them slowly become invested in it once the puck drops.
You can, it's calling out to you, just let it in.
Find out the answers to these and more questions on this week's TALKING SAUL!
There is another sport, beyond that which is known by the regular American viewing public. It is a sport as passionate as soccer and as pulse-pounding as basketball. It is the middle ground between water and air, between a sphere and circle and it lies between the Great White North and the swamps of the South. This is…
The Edmonton thing really got my goat. There were some shenanigans going, I tell you what.
What kind and where? We talking thin crust? Pan? Homemade? Delivery? DiGiorno!? Best not be some kind of casserole nonsense.
…this is why I need a copy editor.
Welcome, welcome, welcome to Hockey Update! I'm Palmer and we start things off with a quick recap of last night. The Boston Bruins have been officially eliminated from the Stanley Cup Playoffs, once again depriving drunks everywhere making mocking "I pahrked mah cahr in Harvard yahrd" jokes. I…I can't find my khakis,…