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11 Tips for being a massive douche bag.

I know how to use an anonymizer ... but I would never do so for my porn. Honestly if somebody has an issue with what I watch, read, look at, then fuck them ... they have no right to judge me at all.

While the follow ups may be ‘trash’ they are also a fun watch ... I haven’t watched them all in ages, I should have a showing ...

Another reason to move to fully Autonomous automobiles.

When I worked for Xerox as a Verizon tele-supporter it was exactly this, I remember in my last week of training (Where we’d spend half the day actually taking calls, and then talk about it and shit the rest of the day) I spent like 45 minutes on the phone with this woman actually helping her, and got told that I

This is kind of off-topic, but I personally hate how people throw the word ‘friend’ around these days. I know hundreds of people, half of them I can probably stand being around for more than 5 minutes, but I have less than 10 friends, and really only like 3 close friends. When people are like “I have hundreds of

Any game ad that doesn’t have any game footage is a failure.

Sounds a lot like real life insurance ...

I enjoy driving, but I do think the future is autonomous automobiles. Saying what I’m going to say on Jalopnik is probably a mistake, but here goes.

IDK if Subway really counts as a restaurant but when I was 19 I was working at one and got this lovely customer. It was 5 minutes after closing time and I was locking up, after having told all the people in the restaurant that I was going to lock both doors, so they had to use the side one because it had the ability

And i thought american’s drove poorly in round-a-bouts.

Not my own story, but when I worked at Subway my Manager was fired because the owner found footage of her having sex with 3 different underage male employee’s on the same table we did prep on after closing.

Right, so give kids a class that teaches them useful algebra, like how finance’s work.

Really thought this was going to turn into a porno a few times.

  • Spending most evenings playing video games

It says a lot about this company that it’s taking so long to come out on the most populous mobile device in the world.

No android = garbage.

The real problem is that the guys she find’s attractive don’t find her attractive.

It’s the only sandwich shop I’ve worked at that I will never eat at again. If you have to (there’s been once or twice where it was my literal only option) then flatbread and bacon are the only options.