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Any game ad that doesn’t have any game footage is a failure.

Sounds a lot like real life insurance ...

I enjoy driving, but I do think the future is autonomous automobiles. Saying what I’m going to say on Jalopnik is probably a mistake, but here goes.

IDK if Subway really counts as a restaurant but when I was 19 I was working at one and got this lovely customer. It was 5 minutes after closing time and I was locking up, after having told all the people in the restaurant that I was going to lock both doors, so they had to use the side one because it had the ability

And i thought american’s drove poorly in round-a-bouts.

Not my own story, but when I worked at Subway my Manager was fired because the owner found footage of her having sex with 3 different underage male employee’s on the same table we did prep on after closing.

Right, so give kids a class that teaches them useful algebra, like how finance’s work.

Really thought this was going to turn into a porno a few times.

  • Spending most evenings playing video games

It says a lot about this company that it’s taking so long to come out on the most populous mobile device in the world.

No android = garbage.

The real problem is that the guys she find’s attractive don’t find her attractive.

It’s the only sandwich shop I’ve worked at that I will never eat at again. If you have to (there’s been once or twice where it was my literal only option) then flatbread and bacon are the only options.

A boss of mine when I was working in a jack joint when I was in my early twenties went to HS with Lady Gaga (he had a year book to prove that part) claimed that he banged her at some party one time. (no proof there) Didn’t really feel like he was bragging about it though so I think it might be true.

Am I the only one who thinks this idea is terrible?

Last time I checked random jack ass' on the internet don't define cosplay.