Yes, Rob Halford is a real man's man!

I was gay when I clicked 'play'. Now I am shaken.
Charlize Theron is out Scarlet Johannsoning Scarlet Johannson in this trailer.

The Future Is Female.

Nice work everybody! Made me snort. Out of my nose, not my dick. And, no, my nose is not a dick.

My distaste for the villians and how they ruined the great movie Logan/Xavier/Laura were in reached its nadir in that stupid exposition in the woods to Logan by the British guy in a suit. How dare they come into this good movie and exposite so rotely!

The theme from Shaft was only 89? Totally unhip, man. I was only six and had no disposable income at the time or I would have helped. Mrs. Moshier probably didn't play that on her autoharp for us either, she was always so mean.

Wait, didn't you just say your daughter was with you asking why the Easter Bunny was hated? And you're looking at images of cartoon porn? What kind of imaginary father are you? Someone needs to call imaginary social services. I imagine.

Wait, are those the devices that give you the ability to experience life as someone with fake plastic eyes with pupils that act independent of each other? 'Cuz that's the exact impression I got watching Avatar in 3D.

I've never looked at these suggestions before, but I thought a movie night was in order. This Get Out looks like good, make-this-cracker-cringe kind of thought-provoking material that may also be pretty entertaining, but the only showing tonight is the super-duper XD surround-sensation mega-immersion experience. I…

I kept getting distracted by looking at where the gay couples' hands were after every cut. If the scene had played out in real time it would have looked like they were having a slapping contest. (PS - love the gay couple, I hope their deaths count for something).

I refuse to accept that the Stevie Wonder who conceived, wrote and performed Living for the City is the same artist who squeezed out I Just Called To Say I Love You, rinsed off the indigestible chunks and released it publicly.

Aw, no. We've got a Mickey D's here in Helena run by a couple of swells who donate considerable amounts of time and money to some great local causes (including, oddly, local running events).

I always look at band tour dates and slowly scroll down thinking 'Oh, they'll never come to Montana. Ain't no way.' Then BINGO! Missoula in July! Really enjoyed their Tiny Desk Concert. Don't know if I'd enjoy an entire show, but, geez, they are coming to Montana - I feel like going just out of gratitude.
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Goodbye Mr. Cheerio, thanks for the music.

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Not 'As the Stomach Turns' as I thought. Took a little sleuthing, but rummaging around old Carol Burnett skits is pretty entertaining.

Okay, Okay, I'll do it.
Polo!

I've sworn to only refer to him as President Grab 'em By The P*****, but if my fingers are tired I might start substituting President 45. That's great. Makes me think of that cinenema experience Movie 43.

In the alternate timeline where I wasn't buried in the closet, in high school instead of playing trombone in the band I was in colorguard and living the flaggot's dream. I've a feeling if I get to see this in a theater (and I'm in Montana so I don't think I will) I will be crying with joy the whole time. I can't…

This white boy (of distant German/Ukrainian derivation) finds life and liberation from the little death of unconsciousness in the bold, shimmy-inducing joy of a good latin jam. Like this one: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Geez, this post took some effort and it's just sitting here under a story about puppies on Twitter. I hope you plan on a few copy/paste drops on other threads where others may get to see it.