LOL, ok champ 👍🏼

I used to take naps in a toilet stall on a very dull job. It had one of those giant toilet paper rolls on the side wall, but no cover on it, so I could sit on the toilet with my head resting against the roll and go to sleep for ten minutes. One day I fell asleep for almost half an hour, and most of the time my head…

Hard fucking pass.

You just know this guy has at least three wolf shirts.

YOu realize you cannot “murder” an animal, right? Murder is a capital crime against a human.

It may shock you, but I think that there’s a difference between a trained professional doing something for established reasons and working under enforceable guidelines, rules, and best practice policies, and an amateur doing the same thing for fun.

HE approached ME. And let that be known.

“after a foreign policy lecture I had given”

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

I think he likes to talk tough to compensate for the fact he’s terrified of stairs.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

Great enthusiastically apostrophed question, but the answer so far is “not vaccines”.