This was going to be my answer as well, so you aren't alone! Who cares if they're people; they're delicious, and that's all that matters.

I feel the same way about customer-service reps on the phone. I try to be extra nice because I know all the assholes who scream random obscenities at them (especially if they're, god forbid, from India!).

PB's sandwich looked pretty damn appetizing too. I don't think I've been more upset with Cinnamon Bun than when he just shoved it directly into his stomach without tasting it.

How else can we explain Korn's success?

…I don't disagree? I'm just saying that lots of people completely missed that his emotional journey was the real crux of the movie, and the top scene was more of a final coda than the climax, unlike its massive overanalysis would seem to indicate.

Doesn't Pawnee have a council-manager form of government, with a mostly ceremonial mayor? So Ben being city manager basically means he is mayor.

Yeah, who wrote this finale, Gabriel Garcia Marquez? The Parks Service moving their office to Pawnee after being convinced by a committed public servant that renting office space in a smaller midwestern city would be cheaper? PURE FANTASY.

Don't forget racist!

Wait, so now we can't hit women whenever we want? God, men really are oppressed!

We can only hope.

Yeah, there's a lot in the movie that I don't think would read well on the page but works very well on screen.

The massive internet debate about the final scene would seem to include that some of us didn't.

VHS cassette of Hello, Dolly! is Wall-E.

That was much more fun than I thought it would be.

I think you're wrong that Inception doesn't have an ending in the same way that those other movies do. Dom's emotional journey ends before the top scene, and basically the entire plot is wrapped up by then too. The only thing the top scene could have done is confirm that "Yes, the movie is over like you think it is"…

I thought it worked really well with Liz because a) it was a very late final season development (basically the episode before the finale, since the final two episodes aired together), b) it always seemed to be something that Liz wanted, and most importantly c) I love that subversion of traditional gender roles wher…

God, I hate some people's attitude towards adoption. I firmly believe that "parent" isn't a title you're given, it's a title you earn, and if you think the only thing that makes you a parent is getting your sperm into someone's egg or vice-versa, you'd probably make a terrible parent anyway.

And one was his niece. So many horrifying layers of "ewww."

Yeah, I haven't seen this trailer (thank god) but I was thinking to myself while reading that comment, "Don't pre-op transexuals also take hormones?" And somehow the answer to that question is worse than I imagined.

I just assume that in real life too.