This is pretty much how crowd-casting takes place in any big-budget taped or live production. I hate to break it to you, but those big crowds you see around the Oscar’s red carpet are “fake” too...

Finally, my love for Deadspin and my love for the Jaguars have coalesced.

Mitch McConnell still looks like a turtle.

Please keep ‘em coming. My sanity depends on it.