Does anyone really believe Tom Hiddleson is straight?

A couple of years ago I had a nasty road rage incident. When I got home (via a very circuitous route), I tried to find out if this guy had a gun. You can’t. There is no registry where you can check that kind of thing. How insane is that?

You know? Fuck no-fly lists. They’re pretty useless. I want to see the firearms equivalent of SIP laws. Nearly every state has laws in place to make bartenders culpable if they serve to intoxicated persons. They may not be well enforced, but they’re there and legal precedent.

Rumor has it that Ted Cruz was found buying adult diapers, throat spray and a copy of All The Places You’ll Go at Walgreen’s.

I look forward to an even longer filibuster when republicans fuck it all up. Woooooo.

I became clinically depressed at 17 after breaking up with my boyfriend. It was terrible. Never once did I think about hurting or murdering him, or anyone else. Because you don’t kill people just because you are angry or sad. Who gives a flying fuck if a teenager is sad about their breakup? Self-centered, narcissistic…

Preach. I once met a guy who offered to let me shoot his teeny gun that he kept strapped to his ankle. He said it was so light that he often forgot it was even there, like that was a good thing. I think of that Louisiana man every time I hear about someone with a concealed gun accidentally shooting themselves /…

On that topic, I know that we are reading about this on Jezebel — but does the mainstream news report on the ever-increasing rash of these women murdered by intimates or rejected paramours? If this had taken place in Pakistan, and someone threw acid in her face, it would be front page news, here, yes? But another…

Depressed?? Being depressed after a breakup fucking sucks, but it’s normal. You eat too much ice cream, are maudlin around your friends, maybe have some ill advised hookups or drink too much, listen to sad songs on repeat, and you get. over. it.

I hope someone is keeping track of women murdered by present or former partners the way the Post is tracking deaths by shooting. Would be illuminating to see it all in one place.

Of course Leo is bad in bed. Did anyone ever have any doubt? I mean, since he was a teenager, he has had tons of young models clamoring to take a ride, he doesn’t have to extend effort and never will. He’ll be Jack Nicholson’s age, and still pull it out, crook his finger, say “climb on, honey” and some 22 year old…

100% believe Leo is shit in bed. When in his life did he ever have to even fucking try?

Absolutely worth watching to see Vicki’s current face (which has settled nicely) and Gretchen’s current face (which . . . hasn’t).

Good luck to her...

She definitely didn’t have “one foot out the door” last season, unless you mean Bravo’s interest in documenting her life on camera was waning. Her contract wasn’t renewed. She was fired.

Everything intrusive and stagey about Yolanda’s relationship with her kids is summed up in this Instagram photo:

...as I continue to focus on my recovery, my children and bring back the privacy within our Home

“The artist formerly known as Yolanda Foster is taking her lemons and white denim”

I find her annoying, as I do Bella and Boy Hadid. Gigi is gorgeous, and I like looking at pictures of her.

When I saw her Instagram this morning, I was so irritated I immediately unfollowed her.