I have a little “Judge Judy Voice” in my head that speaks up whenever I’m about to walk my dog, drink a lot, or sign a new lease. No, they don’t just keep her there because she’s beautiful, but damn if she isn’t beautiful anyway! Thanks for your wisdom and wit, Judes.

“I know the family court and I know my little television court room and I’m too old and I don’t like to work so hard.”

She’s right. We absolutely, 100% SHOULD have cameras in the Supreme Court, the feed should be broadcast on CSPAN, as citizens we deserve complete and total transparency.

when judge judy comes on and everyone keeps talking

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back? Let’s just melt it down, closest replication to where he is if there’s any thing as justice.

you could also hide a small cat in the bump

Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford in “Mommy Dearest,” blew me away! She was better at being Crawford than Crawford was!!

I say we bring hats back. Starting with this one:

I dunno, I *get* the outrage. This whole “meternity” thing shows that most people think maternity leave is a perk or a vacation and not a necessary time to heal after EXPELLING A HUMAN BEING FROM YOUR BODY ONE WAY OR ANOTHER! I mean, the fact that maternity leave still isn’t mandatorily(ok i made that word up) paid…

Faking a pregnancy so she can have a vacation? How fun that must have been. It’ll be super awesome when women have to bring in medical records to prove to their employers that they are, in fact, pregnant. I know it’s a book but people are going to start demanding proof and this makes me mad.

So. Fucked. Up.

At least they aren’t showing the episode and it’s a semi-happy ending. Jess is a starfucking asshole.

I haven’t announced this to my family yet but I’m bursting with excitement and anxiety and nerves so I just have to tell someone

“Has Claire perhaps trusted this apothecary a little too easily? Getting some very ominous vibes off this embroidered vest.”

In my totally unqualified opinion, I don’t think Kim has ever been 100% sober. I think she has a pain pill addiction also. Her behavior on every season has been so erratic an I think the alcohol explanation is an easy way to simplify it. The whole “I took one pill for pain, I didn’t break my sobriety” excuse last…

To all the people complaining about the courts sending people to AA: The court-ordered DUI program I was sentenced to required 52 “self-help” meetings. AA was listed as an example of one of the types of meetings you could go to, but was not the sole method of meeting the court’s orders. This was also in California.

I don’t think Kim has had that much done, or is inconsistent with her treatments. She looks very weathered to me, compared to Kyle.

Now back to Kim... Well she seemed sober for the reunion filming, she sorta misused the 12 traditions to justify not say how long she’s been sober.

YESYESYESYES.