I think the truth is hiding in plain sight: Lindsay has been sold into white slavery.

Man, this is gonna end in a shootout on some tropical island.

Jesus fuck, how drunk is she? I can’t even imagine what it’s like to be drunk enough to let someone with a molesterstache like that touch me.

I’ll forgive the poorly named business if it’s just something lost in translation, but “Home House Estates” sounds like it was created by the Soviet Department of Redundancy Department.

yes, its just an internet bank. add said you can pay traffic tickets for 50% off with out leaving your home, via their app. or something like that

Bobby, Home House Estates is his daddy money laundry company

He’s with Lindsay Lohan, of course he is shady. i don’t think anyone who wasn’t shady would be in a relationship with her at this point.

Mob. It’s got to be some kind of Russian Mafia thing, right? Maybe I’ve just seen the Soprano’s too many times, but all of those things sound like fronts for money laundering. Also, the phrase "he is not an oligarch" strikes me as suspicious. Also, I don't think anyone not in the mob can afford Lindsey Lohan.

No way. They’re both bad, but Twilight fucks up two genres, lasts literally 10 hours, and has a battle scene that was a dream. At least this one gets the drama over in 90 minutes and there’s some good teenage angst and rockin’ 90s tunes

And in Twilight, nobody seems to see what’s wrong with the boyfriend’s behavior.

My two best high school friends and I were so obsessed with this movie. Once it was finally out on video we developed an after school routine at least 2 days a week where we would pick up iced coffees at Dunkin Donuts, then go to one friends house to watch “Fear,” and play the game of Life. Ahh, the 90's, before the…

First, when Kylo Ren beats on his chest in The Force Awakens, it made me think of Marky Mark in this movie. And up until this point he was Marky Mark no one really knew he could act he was just the dude who raps and dropped his pants to show off his Calvin Klein undies.

this was the first movie i watched wherein the guy was the crazy one in the relationship, not only that, he was good looking. i was a kid so bad guys were always stereotypically portrayed.

The last time I thought about this movie was when I watched Swimfan.

No one steal my couple’s costume Halloween 2016 idea of me in a blonde wig and then shaving my boyfriend’s torso and writing ‘NICOLE 4 EVA’ on it, kay?

Omg I remember secretly watching this in my bedroom when I was 9

Even when I was a kid and saw this, I was upset that SHE didn't push him out the window instead of her dad. I thought she deserved the closure of that last moment more than the dad.

So, sorta off topic, but I know there have been a lot of Austen-ites posting and wanted to share. Ages ago I participated in a Kickstarter for a little game start up that sounded cool, but I wasn’t positive would go anywhere. Today I got an email that the closed beta release was available. Why am I posting about this…

I watched Four Weddings and a Funeral a few months ago for the first time in probably 15 years and I’d forgotten how loathsome his character was. It’s amazing he ever had a career. Even at his most charming he was Guy You Should Run Away From.

Jon Stewart said Hugh Grant was his least favorite guest, even including the fact that they had dictators on that show.