MADELEINE AND ELLIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WITHOUT DORINDA?!

Dude here claims a lady in his party was roofied. This is from Yelp:

WHAT WERE YOU DOING THERE WITHOUT, DORINDA!?!

The best is Jax taking James to task. “You can’t talk to women like that, bro!” Jax...the guy who told LaLa he wanted to eff her and then lied about it to his girlfriend’s face. Such respect for women! Also, Brittney (sp) is a dolt.

I love this SO much. I want more reviews of places like this. I’m interested about the techniques of bachelors cold-approaching under any circumstances but when they’re rich, tasteless, possibly “Dutch”/unsocialized to American mores of propriety and have to depend on comments like, “You have a bikini body!” to get…

For real, these clubs pay Bravo for the RHONY to show up, right?

I could read these entries all goddamn day. I hate-watch the RH franchises like it’s my job. But let us not forget our favotire batshit crazy, cringe in discomfort-inducing housewife... RIP whatever your name is:

COUNTESS IMPOSTOR BOTTOM LEFT

the plastic tag and showing the label = instant class reductions

It’s like the Hollister of restaurants.

Jimmy’s so busy that he didn’t have time to remove the plastic tag from his stupid fucking tie? Did he talk about how much he liked the first Whitney Houston and Phil Collins records? Sounds like a keeper.

Aaron Carter is the Florida of Teen-pop artists.

Omgggggggggg whenever one of these stories pop up I’m always like “How did the neighbors NOT KNOW” but then I think about some of the houses on my street and I honestly have no clue who lives there or what they’re up to. Then this happens in a town close by and I’m just horrified.

Beautiful. That’s just beautiful right there (going to go hurl now, as soon as these shakes are done).

I know. I figure it will be about as bad as when I was Team Winter and Team Fall Is The Worst simultaneously. Good times.

Wow. Just wow. These fucking guys. You know how history looks at Joseph McCarthy in scorn? Welcome to the club you god damned shitlords.

The superdelegate process is voter suppression.

untrue! no matter who is using them for their benefit!

I 100% don’t get the snark. Life can be lonely AF and not all of us like being glued to our Laptops commenting on Jezebel all day eating cheese and intermitenly checking out cats on Neko Atsume. Community living is great but hard to carry out in cities, as long as the price is reasonable this is a fab alternative