John Scalzi, Neil Gaiman, and Stephen King.

The most important thing that I've found over my decades as a professional patient (I have cystic fibrosis and had a lung transplant a little more than 4 years ago, I've done this A LOT) is to take notes. Take notes about what you need to talk to your doctor about and make sure you've got a list of the topics and…

Don't kick or yell at the computer. Humans interpret that as a sign of hostility.

Combination of alarm clock, baby crying, wife swearing, multiple farts.

Backjoy

A Good Monitor or Laptop Stand (with Storage Underneath!)

Ummm, 66? HELLO? AMIRITE?

There is many a hot, hot man on this list. And the comments has pretty well covered the ones who were sadly missed on this list (Michael Caine, aHEM).

How does Austria's sweetheart not make this list? I'd Waltz him right into my bed.

I mean seriously….

Ohmygawd. While he isn't technically AARP material, I appreciate this post soooo hard. Mass Mikkelsen rules my loins. He is the single sexiest man I've ever laid eyes on. I want to write his name on my panties and whisper his name to the moon. Don't get me wrong, all the silver foxes here are good, and imma let you…

JEREMY IRONS HELLO

DON'T JUDGE ME :)

im super late to the party, but I discovered Scott Bakula this year, and it is deep and it is real. I would bang him 12 ways to Sunday and back.

It is an absolute travesty that Gary Oldman (55) is not on this list. I mean, come on. His name is Gary OLD MAN. And he is my lover.

Also, I am sure I am not alone here either.

Iain Glen (age 52)

I gotta include George Clooney (52). If you're 20, he's old. I also gotta mention Anthony Bourdain (57) who gets hot points for having good taste.

What no love for Remington Steele?