225! Nice! I'm hoping to get to 200 by Easter.

Not white, but whatever helps you feel like you hurt someone's feelings, mate.

I am so happy about this article, I’m almost crying at work. I’ve been lifting with a trainer for almost two years and when people find out that I do, the first thing every woman says is “well doesn’t that bulk you up?”

“I'm squishing your head!"

Man, this one time I cast Holy Storm a few times over a pile of Thirsty Sand and made it a Holy Hand Grenade of [character name]. Came in great when we fought undead. Good times.

(dammit Kinja I said "Cancel" not post what fragment I had and meant to delete.)

Wouldn't it be better to start with the solids and then the liquids? I recall Alton Brown's weight loss episode including that advice so that the blades have more to work on.

Beat me to it.

Beat me to it.

YES.

I got ridiculously lucky that the paid bench time clause of my contract kicked in when my paperwork slipped. I was “on paid leave” for 10 weeks while they found me another assignment. I had a whole list of projects lined up and I spent almost all that time watching puppy videos and surfing the internet. So, I think,…

My corgi just looks up from the couch with “oh, hey, that means dinner will be soon” and stretches out.

This man is one of my culinary and style heroes. Thank you, Andy.

At that point most of my statements begin with "No, it doesn't work that way." Simple short words everyone can understand or GTFO.

I'm almost convinced Amazon wanted to pull a performance load test.

I wish more people thought about this before replying all at work.

Oh, corgis. I have one and now I want another.

Oh my god. I have been meaning to get out and get this done with. I had to move to a different continent right about the time most kids learn to ride, and here I am now in a town with some pretty nice trails and some jealousy.

Friend of mine called it Amazon Prime Big Lots. Appropes.

Friend of mine called it Amazon Prime Big Lots. Appropes.

I wish there was some means of checking out at the end of the day instead of dozens of transactions.

I wish there was some means of checking out at the end of the day instead of dozens of transactions.

I would play the living daylights out of Kratos versus Kali