Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Apple

Lol, come back when there’s actually evidence to all this “cheating”. I get it, people need to justify the way the Patriots have been relevant for so long. But the whole “Patriots are cheaters, blah blah blah” non sense is just old and not funny/relevant anymore.

Sounds like you got a good sample size.

People who dislike Tom Brady would go apeshit with excitement if their team acquired him.

Nice! way to hate on a city because they were subject to a terrorist attack. you are a classy guy!

Do you even know any Patriot fans? Or that they have sold out every game since 1994 — 7 years before 2001?

Drew has said before that the most aggrieved fanbase for the WYTS series is *always* Oakland.

This Patriot fan is disappointed. I thought Drew would do better, given the material he has to work with.

You’re just jealous that Belichick is better at cheating than Mike Zimmer/Leslie Frasier/Brad Childress/Mike Tice.

Awww, it’s so cute to hear the complaints of people who only bring knives to gun fights. Yes, the NFL is a Noble and Honorable league, filled only with Distinguished Gentlemen who never, ever would say a bad word about your mother or poke you in the eye at the bottom of the pile.

But if someone is going to play…

How do you get a Pats fan to shut up? Ask them their favorite player pre-2002 (Bledsoe excluded).

Count the rings Drew. Let it seethe... Cmon, count them Drew. LOOK AT ME WHILE I’M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU!

I could probably watch this for an eternity

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

This is a sham, and mockery of journalistic integrity, and a travesty of justice. A shamockesty™ if you will. I never thought I’d see the day when Deadspin would copy and paste an entire article from ESPN(comments and all) and call it their own.

I’m ready for this hate parade, Deadspin. I’ve got my Andre Tippett jersey on, I’m drunk, and I’m not wearing any underwear. But if I were, you can be DAMN SURE that they’d be emblazoned with a Pat Patriot logo.

“Either way, Brady will continue to insist that he never met the guys.”

He didn’t know Jim McNally’s name. He called him “Bird” or “Burt” (depending on the source) but was aware that the guy existed and worked with Jastremski.

I’m sure following this stuff for the last 8 months has been taxing, but you’re getting paid…

Medical bills. I was in a horrible accident in 2011, and my medical insurance company had to shell out just over a million bucks. A few months later they called to tell me that my part of the bill was roughly $45,000 (they also knew that I received a $30,000 settlement from my auto insurance company, payable to me).

Last year my landlord asked me over to discuss my lease. Uh-oh, I'm well overdue for a rent increase, I thought. So off I went. 30 minutes later I was leaving with a new lease @ $100/month less than what I was paying. To this day I have no idea how I did it, other than the fact that I babbled non-stop and wouldn't let…