Serena reminds me of Lance Armstrong, too. Because of the PEDs.

The first reporter to ask Serena Williams at a press conference whether she uses performance enhancing drugs is going to be a first-ballot inductee into the Sports Journalism Hall of Fame.

Since this particular event happened on American soil, does #2 still apply to the Queen, or does Aretha Franklin suffice?

If you don’t understand tennis, remember these simple rules:

What frustrates me about this is that they’re keeping divisions, but there won’t be a point to having them. If they’re going to do this — which I don’t have a problem with, in theory — they should add 4 games to the schedule so that everyone plays every other team in their conference 4 games each (currently you play…

I wonder if the Hawks ever considered something like this...

Sure. Eliminate conferences. There is no East. There is no West. No Up. No Down. Just circles of friends holding hands and putting snipped flowers into the barrels of rifles. Am I an Irish boy from Chicago or am I a being of pure energy born in the sun and to the sun returning, a circle unbroken and timeless? There…

If somebody will buy it, there is merch. So yes.

No, the Pats got punished cause they got caught.

Please, the public doesn’t care about reason or rationality. It’s much more fun to throw stones. The American Dream is really building a role model up so that you can enjoy the shadenfreude of their fall back down.

And when a women’s theater group starts and has to admit men, then what?

Trying to steal signals. Like every. Other. Team.

“Of course, that any modern college club would exclude a participant solely based on gender is absurd…”

Ernie Adams stopped taping the Dolphins signals after his decoder told him to “drink more Ovaltine.”

...it’s a show that heavily relies on the inherent comedy of men in drag

This explains why the Patriots couldn’t beat Pittsburgh in 2004. It must have been hard getting a read on the opposing offense when the quarterback was giving the shocker before every play.

What did he do? He rocked this motherfuckin’ look.

If Belichick had anything to say about it, his god damn job!

Perfect timing for this:

Every time I see Truffle Fries on the menu, it is the first thing that I order... the aromatic flavor of truffle is mouth-watering!