I like that it’s a little lower profile. I think they’ve learned that putting the ISD’s shield generators in wacking great “HEY STARFIGHTER PLEASE SHOOT ME” balls on the top of the surprisingly-open-to-attack bridge wasn’t the smartest idea from Imperial Engineering.

Serena reminds me of Lance Armstrong, too. Because of the PEDs.

The first reporter to ask Serena Williams at a press conference whether she uses performance enhancing drugs is going to be a first-ballot inductee into the Sports Journalism Hall of Fame.

Since this particular event happened on American soil, does #2 still apply to the Queen, or does Aretha Franklin suffice?

If you don’t understand tennis, remember these simple rules:

What frustrates me about this is that they’re keeping divisions, but there won’t be a point to having them. If they’re going to do this — which I don’t have a problem with, in theory — they should add 4 games to the schedule so that everyone plays every other team in their conference 4 games each (currently you play…

I wonder if the Hawks ever considered something like this...

Sure. Eliminate conferences. There is no East. There is no West. No Up. No Down. Just circles of friends holding hands and putting snipped flowers into the barrels of rifles. Am I an Irish boy from Chicago or am I a being of pure energy born in the sun and to the sun returning, a circle unbroken and timeless? There…

If somebody will buy it, there is merch. So yes.

Hate to break it to you, but the barycenter is beneath Earth’s surface - the moon is a satellite.

The one thing about the alcohol is that a lot of water wasn’t safe to drink back then, so beer consumption was common on both sides of the Atlantic from an early age — the brewing process killed bacteria and germs. Beer for breakfast goes at least all the way back to Anglo-Saxon England.

German: When a woman speaks it, it’s kinky... When a man speaks it, it’s terrifying.

In 1980 I was in 4th grade & learned that Lake Titicaca is the highest navigable body of water in the world...

It absolutely has to be exactly 1776 feet tall.

And when a women’s theater group starts and has to admit men, then what?

“Of course, that any modern college club would exclude a participant solely based on gender is absurd…”

...it’s a show that heavily relies on the inherent comedy of men in drag

Perfect timing for this:

Every time I see Truffle Fries on the menu, it is the first thing that I order... the aromatic flavor of truffle is mouth-watering!