Deadspin. It’s the perfect name because, as Nick Denton said when he came up with it, “It’s two one-syllable words right next to one another. It’s short and easy to remember. It doesn’t mean anything. People will make fun of you for it for a couple of months, and then they’ll just accept it as the name and move on.”…

Defend your Jurassic Park take here in front of everyone.

What is the cash value of these +1s I received back in 2007?

I flew to Seattle for my first ever Seahawks game. I got way too drunk and fell down on the rain-slicked metal bleachers. I then went to the bar closest to the stadium, got thrown out for standing on the table and shouting, and barfed on the floor on my way out. Then I went to the bar second-closest to the stadium…

Eh. I like Richard Sherman. The league needs more outspoken players sticking their fingers in management’s eye.

I still don’t see how the playcall was so terrible. Marshawn Lynch has fumbled the ball inside the 5 yard line in a big situation before (see 2013 NFC Championship played in January 2014 immediately after the NaVorro Bowman knee explosion). Every dumb Monday morning quarterback acts like a Lynch carry was a foregone…

I’m a Niners fan (thank you for your condolences) and I hate most of Seattle and their fans but I will not stand by for any bashing of Lynch. He’s forever the best. If not for his amazing playing abilities and his hatred of the media than for this.

Easily.

on an old story. What is the purpose? There’s no angle other than to smear the Pats and Goodell. Which may be ESPN’s perogative, but it’s clear they held on to this story for this exact moment.

A new hash with no new information and a bunch of whining.

everyone moved on

They also were not docked a first round pick or had it brought up 7 years later for no reason....

It’s not that they want to initiate contact to me so much as some of them want to have their cake and eat it too in that they’re perfectly fine with putting men in charge of making the first move and being responsible for the energy it takes to start a connection and advance a relationship to a physical stage, etc,…

Roses are red

Curious how she lied about it. Said she had one (to look badass?) and didn’t or had one and said it was an ingrown hair?

A girl’s first message is usually just, “Hi.” So the onus is still on the dude to start the conversation

Seriously - creeps and aggressive weirdos aside, women only seem to want to initiate contact in theory, not in practice.

Whoa now let’s leave Russell Wilson out of this

Sorry, but I can’t stand poetry.

It’s really kind of funny and maybe a bit telling that women don’t like Bumble. “Oh look! A bunch of dudes that I don’t have to sort through the creeps and get creep messages. Oh, wait, now I have to be the one with an interesting conversation starter? FUCK NO.”