h/t doorfliesopen.com

I don’t think Boston is the big problem. I think Sports Radio in general is the culprit. The entire industry is modeled on artificial conflict and outrage to get listeners. It’s always going to be odious at its core, no matter what city it originates from.

75. At all relevant times herein, Plaintiff is informed and believes, and on that basis alleges, that the Defendant USOC permits NGBs, such as USAG, to enter into confidential settlement agreements with non-disparagement clauses and/or confidentiality provisions, in violation of California Law, for claims of sexual…

I’m sure Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod have much better conversations:

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

California Olive Ranch.

California Olive Ranch.

For those who think there will never be another Usain Bolt, think again. Somewhere out there a young boy, sitting alone in his living room, was inspired by watching the unbelievable feats that Bolt has achieved. At that moment he said to himself, “When I grow up, I’m going to college, and becoming the greatest chemist…

My new life goal is to be like Machete Girl, who simply has no fucks to give. 

• Who is this energetic for a street fight at 6:50 a.m.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.

That fact that someone needed to come up with a term to describe applying self-discipline is completely reflective of the problem. Everything needs to be catchy. Everything needs a hashtag and a meme. Everything needs a blog post.

I live in chigger-country and appreciate being able to go outside my house without being eat up with bug bites. Also: snakes love high grass, so I’d also like to walk in my lawn without fear of stepping on one of those as well. Lastly, I like to actually go outside and do stuff and not have ass-high grass all around…

Jesus fucking christ! How hard is it? All you have to do is not do that one thing! Why is it so tempting? DON’T DO THAT ONE THING!

He’s never been IN the black either.

Yao is Chinese. He’s not Asian-American.

I mean, it’s not really abuse from Ivy Leaguers if it comes from people who go to Cornell.

Disclaimer: I work for a pharma.

Still my all-time favorite Deadspin comment

you have to look at momentum. momentum = mass * velocity