Kante is “nowhere near as good as Pogba”? And the things Pogba is good at are way more important than the things Kante is good at? I’m sorry, but those are two of the most mind-bogglingly stupid soccer takes I’ve ever heard, and I’ve had the misfortune of listening to Alexi Lalas’ commentary. Kante covers an…

*extremely confused voice* I AGREE WITH BILLY!

I wonder if Billy was around in 08-09 he would’ve wrote similarly when Barca beat mighty Lyon and a Bayern that finished second in Germany to Wolfsburg on their way to cheating Chelsea out of a final appearance, or in 2010-11 when they needed a bullshit RVP red card to get past an Arsenal team that finished 12 pts…

Apparently you are still really butt hurt Barca didn’t make it further. Your hatred for everything Real Madrid is getting pretty bad.

This Champions League take would make me want to snap my laptop in two over my knee, but I already did that because of a piece from a few months ago.

Marcus Rashford reminds me of a young Anthony Martial.

If he is, would that make him Yaya Sanogo?

but where does Deulofeu figure into this story?

This Comes Off More Desperate Than Comical:
The Billy Haisley Story

It really has changed it seems the more comfortable mr haisley gets with screamer the more it has become a fan blog for his favorite teams. At one point it was good not any more.

You are the king of tl;dr, capable of turning a post that serves only to share a gif into a 2000 word constipation.

Are you really still going on about this? A FORMER Madrid Star makes a tweet and you extrapolate it into your weekly Madrid hating column. Guess the news is really slow today.

Is Screamer just Barca, Arsenal fanboyism with the occasional MLS Sucks piece?

Jesus, we get it. You’re a Barca fan and hate Real Madrid.

For the love of Messi, Haisley, stop posting so much shit about Barça. We get it you are a fan, it seems you go to their fan forums to see what to write about.

I used to hate reading Billy’s bandwagon drivel masquerading as a soccer column. Then I realized that no one could possibly be this ridiculously misinformed about anything, and concluded that his pieces are a sort of performance-art, taking the kind of breathless, over-the-top think pieces you see in European…

Greg still let's Billy write about soccer even though he's done absolutely no fact checking and is completely wrong about 99% of the things here? Come on Howard, help the kid out.

And, fittingly, since the revelation of Real Madrid’s plot, Catalan paper Sport has said that Neymar intends to reject their approach in favor of eventually signing an extension with Barcelona.

Awww that’s cute. Billy is a Madrid hater. haha

This article, you might imagine, was - without a doubt - the most (the very most!) effort I’ve ever had to put forth, as with all the comma interludes and the such, in any piece of reading (in my whole life!).