Considering he’s 23, played in one World Cup, and fractured his vertebrae during said World Cup... zero? He will have at least two more opportunities to win a World Cup. Also, he has scored 46 goals for Brazil already and will almost surely pass Pele as Brazil’s all time leading scorer. Oh yeah, he will also pass some…

5 of his last 7 posts on Screamer:

‘Neymar Is Playing Out Of His Mind’
‘It’s Barcelona’s And Bayern Munich’s World, Everyone Else Is Just Living In It’
‘Florentino Pérez Is What’s Wrong With Real Madrid’
‘Sergi Roberto’s Stunning Emergence Proves Barcelona Are Firing On All Cylinders’
‘Real Madrid Really Can’t Afford To…

I love Neymar almost as much as I hate Billy Haisley’s incessant fawning over anything concerning Barcelona.

Pictured: Neymar. Fixed that for you.

I think what’s more ‘perfectly sad’ is Billy Haisley’s obsession with denigrating Ronaldo at every single possible opportunity. I’d imagine Billy yells “Messi!” during sex.

Also, great username!

This. Billy Haisley is the worst. His ‘analysis’ usually consists of him drawing sweeping conclusions that are clearly based on Google searches and Wikipedia articles. Not to sound like a snob, but this article is the result of someone who hasn’t figured out how the transfer window/media circus works yet. The fact…

Screamer would be SO much better without Billy Haisley’s Wikipedia/Google based analysis.

Get in, Jesse! He began the season in the starting eleven (partially due to United’s injury situation) but unfortunately was injured in the opening match at Swansea and it really derailed his season. Van Gaal certainly believes in his talent.

Oops, didn’t realize you were replying to the original comment.

Co-sign. “Not much to write home about” which is why SO many players are able to score 50+ goals a year. Haisley’s head is firmly lodged in Messi’s anus so that might have something to do with it.

Bitter Arsenal fan, don’t waste your time. The Moyes comment that started this whole thread is truly hilarious, as any United supporter can tell you. The whole ‘give him time’ reasoning is moot when you saw what Moyes did to a title-winning team in a matter of months. The difference in commitment, mentality, strategy,…

whoooooosh

As an MUFC supporter, I’d have to say Sergio Aguero’s last second title-winning goal against QPR. That one hurt.

HAHAHAHAHAHA GERRARD

Case in point, his final sweeping generalization: "Realistically, the only way Bale goes to United is if Real try to kick him out, as even the bad times in Madrid are most likely better than good times in Manchester." What? Being booed and whistled at the Bernabeu as the scapegoat to Real Madrid's struggles, bearing…

Clearly you haven't been reading enough Billy Haisley. He is a Barca fanboy who fawns over everything Messi et co. do and essentially googles keywords to find articles to support his usually short-sighted conclusions. I do not agree with belittling his 'love' of soccer, but I certainly do support calling out the…

lolz at the most subjective response ever.

They were not in 4th place after 24 games last year (and not ahead of other CL spot contenders as mentioned by IcecoldDavis), and despite playing boring, cautious football this season, it is still much better than the dross Moyes' team served up week after week. Merely regurgitating statistics without any context does…