Why is Kotaku covering this game so much? I am not hating, just curious why this game deserves attention over the bevy of other cool Indie Games. Heck, Atari said it’s making a new modern console and you guys won’t even write a single article abt it, but this gets 6.

This column is starting to sound like the first five minutes in a “Stepmommy teaches me” porno.

Between streamers and youtubers, this generation of gamers is really a bunch of trashy babies. So glad i didn’t grow up with this crap.

Ok......but he is not OBLIGATED to make videos for people. He does it because, you know....he CHOOSES to. I tend to think he is fully aware of the potential for people to find alternatives if he takes time off. At some point you have to do what you feel is best for you and if that means the potential of your source of…

“OMG, it’s funny and cute ‘cause she’s 86-years-old! Yas Queen!”

Well, I happened to see two of the comments you dismissed (I’m only assuming you did), and they were both more sensible than you being a hypeman for a sad old bat who’s brought pain upon her family and others. But hey, do you. Maybe you two will get to share a milkshake one day and skip out on the bill.

Ugh that’s fucking awful, I’m sorry. I hate liars and thieves. I fucking hate them. This lady ain’t charming at all to me.

She’s a criminal (who was caught committing a crime while on probation for having committed another crime, by the way). She should be subject to the consequences of her crimes. Nothing you wrote changes that.

As someone who just had around 8 grand stolen from them with identity theft, shit ain’t cute at all.

This person also is an identity thief. You know, a person who ruins other people’s lives. But keep celebrating her because she is old and cute. Fucking idiots.

I can’t people here are actually celebrating her crimes. She’s part of the reason black people can’t shop in a jewelry store without being followed and suspected for stealing.

Really? So she’s just a shitty human who likes to steal jewelry and people’s identities then? Interesting that this blog fawns over her.

I adore this woman. Free her this instant.

For real, this shit ain’t charming at all.

If she were a 30 year-old dude, I’m sure your tone would be quite different.

Yeah, she’s mostly harmless but it’s a little gross how Jez writers find this woman so charming and wonderful.

Not to be a profound square but this woman is a thief, is likely a kleptomaniac and should probably be in jail or treatment or both.

So, we’re cheering the destruction of a 22 year olds career over shit he said when he was a kid now? How the hell do we as liberals keep finding ways of sounding like the bad guys when there’s so much in the world to actually fucking fight against? Get a fucking grip guys, the kid was 15-17.

A fixed but extremely large number of outcomes. We’re talking about a 5.51 second run, which at 30 fps is 165 frames long (not even counting the portion before the timer starts). Even a 1-button game of that length has 2^165 different possible outcomes (roughly 10^50, or…