So, we’re cheering the destruction of a 22 year olds career over shit he said when he was a kid now? How the hell do we as liberals keep finding ways of sounding like the bad guys when there’s so much in the world to actually fucking fight against? Get a fucking grip guys, the kid was 15-17.

A fixed but extremely large number of outcomes. We’re talking about a 5.51 second run, which at 30 fps is 165 frames long (not even counting the portion before the timer starts). Even a 1-button game of that length has 2^165 different possible outcomes (roughly 10^50, or…

Because:

I worked in a Subway for 4-years in the 1990s. We would get requests like this ALL THE TIME. Mostly from shift workers who wanted to build it 4-6 hours later so it was not soggy. Whatever, we did it. Because it was our job, and its what the customer wanted. The only rules our boss had was that we had to cut the…

I just want to know who the hell thinks it’s worth it to drive 45 minutes for Chipotle. It’s not that good.

I think they’re trying to advocate for normalizing a girl winning video game tourneys by pretending it’s, well, normal. Y’know, instead of the current method of slamming people’s faces into it repeatedly and with vigor.

Hi, this is Toffee. I don’t have a Kotaku account but my parents usually don’t ask for anything in return, however, I felt it was due time they be rewarded for always supporting me.

See? this is how you write an article, this is how you make progress, play it cool so it becomes common and seamlessly integrates within the-

Except that I think sex articles are inappropriate for a site that most likely has a lot of underage readers. I don’t just “dislike” them, but I find them inappropriate for this website. I would equally find heterosexual sex in video game articles inappropriate as well.

Agreed. Sometimes, it seems like an article is just getting phoned in. I get it, I’ve done work like that on assigned papers in college. Still, it’s almost cringey to read.

With posts like these, I question why I check kotaku.

This. Game looks awesome. If it turns out to be good (and doesn’t try to push a shitty political agenda), I’ll buy it with zero regard to the creator’s political views. If it doesn’t, I won’t buy it. Simple as that.

And everytime we say it again....

I spin it so hard

I spin it so hard

So he’s a throw back to balrog in the original street fighter 2 unless you rolled with guile or Ken and ryu since his combos were ruthless and would corner you relentlessly. Welcome to the 90s new kids.

It really bugs me when blogs that are not expressly political post strong political opinions without context. I’m not saying I agree or disagree with Ethan’s characterization of these circumstances, except to say that the situation is far more nuanced than how you are presenting it. There is no black and white…

I’m sorry but in the US solitary confinement is entirely legal you can pontificate all you want about the emotional and psychological damage it may render to a person but it’s legal. And where’s the uproar about literally thousands of people who have been in solitary or special housing for day,months, even years on…

Very uncool... Antsy Labs is the original creator and this product is a cheap Chinese Manufacturing ripoff! I’ve felt the difference and the Antsy Labs one is far higher quality. Plus, you aren’t supporting thieves.

Very uncool... Antsy Labs is the original creator and this product is a cheap Chinese Manufacturing ripoff! I’ve…

Does literally everyone need to fidget now? Christ.

Does literally everyone need to fidget now? Christ.

I think school is the precursor for life. School is the place that kids have to be at everyday, it is their obligation, similar to work. We can disagree on that point, but for me, school is where kids learn how life works, that includes how the workplace functions. And I think that the kind of clothes kids choose to…