Beverly, you mean? (Beth Grant.) I think Lillian's got a bit more complexity than that, but yeah, I don't really want more of her.

Charlie…..

Edward was the best. I'd want to hang out and drink mojitos with Genevieve, Frank, and Amy Wynn while Edward did all the work.

My take on Maroon5: "If I'd never heard music before, I might like this."

I remember the Rock for how not-terrible he was. I think it was when he was just starting his movie career; maybe he doesn't count as an "athlete."

And then she fixed it to the right number, which is yet another reason to love Tasha.

"one-upping its own darkness"—well put.

Wow, that stuff on the WAM phenomenon is still accurate.

Great lessons for your kids: when your parents get stressed, your mom loses all of her common sense and your dad becomes a sanctimonious bully.

You didn't lose! You came in third!

YES. It appeared to involve an oversized fire helmet, best as I could tell. I can't wait for the spinoff.

I kept waiting for the nod and the "ting!"

Well, you know, it's not like US Marshals ever gas up.

And the bench! What about the La Guerta Bench?