Nothing is better at removing the vinyl than a 2000lb JDAM.

He should have removed that big ass gun too. But the new truck probably had an even bigger gun on it, because Texas City, Texas is the most Texas city in Texas.

LeMons. Where else can a “$500” car costing much more make it past judges that can be bought out with bacon?

Corvettes are gross

Having a pair of E46s will do that, you’re just dreading the next time a window regulator will break, or how much oil is being burnt.

The Nissan GTR LMP1 car.

The McHondas’ MP4-30: Shocking and unfathomably slow.

Population control. Stop idiot-proofing, there will be less idiots.

The blind spot alert is better than HAVING A BLIND SPOT

If your mirrors are set properly (not the way 99% of people set them) you don’t have a blind spot that a vehicle could fit within. You should be able to see it in your rear view, then before it disappears from your rear view mirror, it’ll appear in your side mirror, and before it disappears from your side mirror,…