A better and more accurate narrative is that he overpromised on the original game and was rightly excoriated by the press and the public for it, but after several years of close, honest communication with the gaming community and (free) quality content updates adding tons of additional features and polish to the game…

With Johnson and Statham’s bald heads, the movie is much more enjoyable if you pretend that Idris’ super soldier is fighting two genetically-modified, sentient testicles.

At least one employee complained to legislators about his obsession

His first step isn’t fast enough. I could beat him.

How did a fly get into the White House?

Everybody remember: we’re in the Itchy Lot.

Did it transform to something else? You mean that wheelie?

What treatment do you recommend the doctor administer to the dead woman?

I mean...

You could also not be an asshole and slow down to let them merge

You should listen to the podcast, but short version: There’s a big difference between burning down the Red Keep and indiscriminately killing civilians. This would be a whole different conversation if Daenerys had gone straight for Cersei, killing innocents in her quest to kill the woman who usurped the throne and…

So the radar reads out 760, presumbly mph.

You replied as well, my friend.

“THIS HARMLESS BIT OF FLUFF MAKES ME SO ANGRY!”

*who’s

Right, lifting sacks of grain for 8 hours a day wouldn’t prepare me at all to make beds. Maybe you should quit commenting.

What the hell are you talking about?

There were 70 people shot so I don’t think he was keeping a count of who died.  He would have killed a lot more if he could. 

So that you can impress strangers on the internet with your cosplay knowledge.

OH MY GOD SHUT UP