You can take the Chase Utley out of Philadelphia, but you can’t take the Philadelphia out of Chase Utley. Seriously, fuck this guy.

“Damn it, I’m a doctor, not a comedian!”

You’re so right the people that are paid to know the rulebook should get a pass imo

I live amongst the unwashed masses of Eagles fans. Chip has demoralized this fan base quickly and more efficiently than any Andy Reid game losing clock mismanagement or Donovan McNabb Hall of Fame Choke Job ever has before. I am amazed and I love it.

I bet those of you who made fun of Chip Kelly for signing two high-priced running backs are feeling pretty stupid right about now. If there’s anyone who can replicate Murray’s pulled hamstring, it’s Ryan Mathews.

I don’t think you addressed Richard M Tyson’s princpal point: professional athletes are paid obscene amounts of money.

Oh man, this gem just happened:

Aw man. I thought it was their actual sons.

Seriously, if he played for Tom Coughlin, he’d be dead.

All this is just bad. Because you see the HUMAN LOOK DURING THE CHARACTER CREATION PROCESS.

This webcomic has just been promoted on one of gaming’s most popular blogs, with a monthly readership of over 11 million, where the author of this article has included a direct link to the comic’s site, and you think this is denying them ad revenue!? O.o

alzheimer’s

alzheimer’s

We already know driving cars and getting into accidents is dangerous.

Holy shit you had a point? I missed that completely. Sorry.

You tell him. Highlighting those accidents in completely unrelated racing series is only half the battle, though; don’t forget to remind him how NASCAR is also responsible for Stephen Strasburg’s back problems, Rapha Nadal’s knee, and David Foster Wallace’s depression.

Neither of those happened in NASCAR.

Because its uncomfortable and looks fucking stupid.