The king be playing like

Mostly because that’s not at all what happened at all.

having grown up in philly i would bet anything that the following are true about this guy:

Shut up you old bag!

I’m generally of the mind that the rule is dumb, and that’s why it was never really enforced. If the best QB of a generation wants to throw his footballs at 13.2 PSI instead, so be it. If Aarorn Rodgers wants to throw his balls around over inflated, well that’s cool too. If Matt Schaub wants to throw over stuffed…

Jon Stewart is probably better at sports than you. Hell, homey was a D-1 college soccer player. You play any D-1 scholarship ball in any sport? He’s smarter than you, more athletic than you and most assuredly more financially comfortable than you. Maybe you should just stfu.

When the Red Sox struggle, all is right in the world.

Step 1: Don’t take Walks. Unless the pitches are truly awful, do *not* take Walks.

is your comment Deadspin worthy? I mean ESPN has comments like this covered. I wanna see weird comments here.

Leave it to Ballmer to make it some tie in with MS Paint.

I honestly don’t know why that deserved more than two minutes.

61.3 Major Penalty - A major penalty, at the discretion of the Referee based on the severity of the contact, shall be imposed on a player who slashes an opponent. When injury occurs, a major penalty must be assessed under this rule (see 61.5).

I tried breaking into a car with Black Box once.

Your logic doesn't follow. Derek Jeter made catches like that and he, according to non-Yankee fans, was a terrible fielder.

Steam is DRM. That's the whole reason why it exists.

Video's length is 3:33.....

I think whenever anyone thinks assholes and Penn State, they think something different entirely.

Sure - we prefer to be obstinate assholes about our name instead of obstinate assholes about institutionalized child molestation scandals. Gotta pick something.