Is it bad that I exclusively buy StarCraft games for the campaigns?

We should be so lucky to live in a world where Chip Kelly's personnel moves accidentally kills all the Philly fans.

Before the contract is finalized he'll have to undergo a test of batteries.. er.. battery of tests.

Seems kind of weird that McDonald's would go through all this trouble just to try to get Prince Fielder's business back.

"... we're wondering about the new McMenu."

It was 4-4. Maybe he snatched defeat from the jaws of a tie, but let's not oversell this thing.

I can't trust anyone who writes "RIP In Peace".

The stupidity of this is pretty amazing. I just googled Bee Keepers Arizona, look what I found:
Arizona Bee Keepers Org

Holy fuck, you're dumb.

But they've got new hats!!!

Whatever you say.

I loved your Master's thesis you wrote at Penn St., "Mussolini: He Made the Trains Run on Time."

"Whoa I just made you black! I've never felt so powerful"

[can't but stare, uncomprehendingly, at the screen]

I'm sure she's fine. Looks like she pulled out her calculator and immediately began cheering herself up.

Alright, EA.

I am not referring to his past as a punk. I am referring his adulthood and the fact that he is a sanctimonious little fuck.

"I'm a New England fan but my reaction was nothing like those. A really loud yelp then dead silence as I made sure it was real and final." - Aaron Hernandez

AS fucking IF, Marky Mark. The Greatest Living American needs no fucking bro hugs and assurances from that little racist fuck. Day ruined. Fucker.

Because what could be more Bill Belichick than having his 5th corner fully prepared for the world's least likely play call?