FREEMASONS RUN THE COUNTRY!

What public university did you attend that charged you hundreds of thousands of dollars in tuition? You should get your money back.

There is some Mexican holiday where people go around attaching fireworks to sledgehammers and smashing them on the ground.

It is a rule that if an outfielder leaves his feet to climb the wall, makes the catch and falls over to the other side without re-establishing position on the field it is still an out. I would imagine it’s the same rule here.

Chinese movie title translations are typically bad all around. For example:

Nice try, Brandon.

David Braben has been hinting that there are non-stellar objects beyond the settled space in Elite Dangerous that were inserted in the last major update. It certainly sounds like they have finally been found. Given the lore of the game universe this could be a very interesting way to introduce the Thargoid aliens.

61.5 Game Misconduct Penalty – Whenever a major penalty is assessed for slashing, a game misconduct penalty must also be imposed.

I imagine he is kicking his feet as well.

Muzzle awareness, bro!

Kill me.

[looks at phone]

His numbers last playoffs were better than 2009. .915% and 2.4 GAA is better than mediocre.

Pretty average contract for an average goalie on a team that (likely) scores a lot of goals.

I am literally wearing a blind ref costume right now at work.

Quite a delayed reaction from Mason. On par for the course I suppose.

Who the hell hates chocolate?

Where have I seen this before...